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Friday, September 14, 2012

Pennsylvania Man Gnaws On Woman's Head

Minecraft Zombie

Oh no! Not ANOTHER one…

We thought all of this real-life zombie business was just going to be the fad of the summer, but there has been yet another crazy scary incident in Hawley, Pennsylvania last Friday.
During the early morning hours, a 20-year-old man named Richard Ciminio Jr. parked his car in a neighborhood, stripped naked, and then broke into an unoccupied home.

Thank God no one was home because who knows what he would have done if they were…

But guess what he DID decide to do? He jumped out of the second story window!
He didn't let the severe injuries he suffered slow him down, though! He then proceeded to tackle one of two females that were walking down the street at the time.
Not only was she covered in his blood during the viscous and unprovoked attack, but he “began to gnaw” at her head while “screaming like an animal.”


The women, who were simply in the wrong place at the wrong time, were able to escape the crazy and called the cops. When the authorities arrived, Ciminio was lying in the middle of the street and displaying “delusional and confrontational behavior.”

They tased him into submission, but he still managed to punch an EMT in the face while being treated.
Forget the laundry list of charges he's facing, we want to know what he was on!
It looks like Maine had the right idea when emergency agencies hosted a zombie apocalypse training shesh!

Not really actually...

This whole zombie thing is getting out of hand. I wish it would fall out of style like the twilight movies and the vampires. It is all make believe and just tall tales to entertain people with. I don't understand the people who take this kind of shit seriously and start "preparing" for a so called apocalypse that isn't even going to happen. And trust me and the end of this year it isn't going to be the end of the world as we  know it. It technically meant when the Mayans stopped on the date of December 21, 2012 because they ran out of "ink" per say.

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